Just Plain Funny

Bennett is quite the comedian and most times, he doesn't even mean to be! Here are a few of his latest quotes.

*"Will you do me a 'faborite'?

*"You're my best girl in the whole wide world!"

*My mama taught Bennett how to call us on her phone using Siri. Bennett and Siri argue frequently because Siri cannot understand him!

Bennett: "Call Jillian Goff!"

Siri: "I do not understand."

Bennett: "Call Jillian Goff!"

Siri: "With whom would you like to speak?"

Bennett: "Jillian Goff. That's who I want speak to!"

Bennett: "Siri, call Jonathan Goff."

Siri: "What can I do for you?"

Bennett: "Call Jonathan Goff. That's what you can do for me!"

Bennett: "Siri, call Jillian Goff."

Siri: "I do not understand what you want to do, Anna."

Bennett: "This isn't Anna. It's Bennett Hayes Goff!!!"

*Bennett: "Holden, Jesus loves you, yes he does.-- Mommy, does Holden have Jesus in his heart?

*Me: "When he is older, he will get to ask Jesus into his heart. That's why it is so important that we teach him about Jesus!"

*Bennett: "One day, Holden, when you are older, you will ask Jesus into your heart so you can go to heaven with us!"

*Me: (heart melted!)

Holden is quite the character, too! He pulls up his shirt both to show off his belly and to play "peek-a-boo!" He also makes a "cheese" face, fake cries, and will tease us by pretending to hand us a toy and then quickly taking it back!